Noman Mustafa Surahyo



Funny SMS / Text Messages

 

Browse through our Funny SMS Messages and send free Funny sms / poem /poetry / greetings, hindi jokes, birthday funny text messages, funny hindi mobile jokes and good sms to your friend, family or near and dear ones.


FuNNy SMS….

1 boy went 2 meet his gΏrlfriend…

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:

 

Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

You Are Really Bitch…

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

 

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Funny Jokes Urdu Messages

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Boy : Why
You Did Not
Close Your Eyes
When
I Kisses You ?
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….
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Girl : Kaminay .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thein, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The … =P:)

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Funny Jokes Urdu Messages
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1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola
“begum! sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum?”

begum:”1 dum”

admi:”to phir apni dosri taang b mere opr rakh do.”

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Funny Jokes Urdu Messages 

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Wife:I will die.
Husband: I will also die.
Wife:why will you die?
Husband:because i cant bear such great happiness.

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Funny Jokes Urdu Messages
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A Man goes to a shop:
“I need a ladies suit..?”
Shopkeeper:
“Sir, Begum kay liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaon?”

Funny Jokes Cute Messages
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A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.

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Funny Jokes Cute Messages
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not!

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Funny Jokes Cute Messages
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Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
&
without ugliness there can be no beauty…
so the world needs YOU after all!

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Funny Jokes Cute Messages
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Husband: How long can a man live without brains?
Wife: I don’t know. How old are you?

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Jokes SMS Messages
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Boy wished to girl before exam: Hey all the best

Girl wished: All the best to you too

But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed

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Moral: Only boys wish with true  Heart…

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Funny Jokes Messages

Sardar ji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem.
Doctor : What’s your problem?
Sardar ji : I keep forgetting things.
Doctor : Since when do you have this problem?
Sardar ji : What problem?

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Funny Jokes Messages

You are ABCD
Attractive beautiful cute dear
EFG
Excellent funny gorgeous
HIJ
Hello I am joking

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Funny Jokes Messages
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From death bed, the husband called his wife and said, “One month
after I die I want you to marry Sam.”

“Sam! But he is your enemy !” “Yes, I know that ! I’ve suffered all
these years so let him suffer now.”

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A friend asks sardar how was your exam?
Sardar: It was okey but i couldn’t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’.

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Funny Jokes Messages
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Urdu Funny Text Messages…

Relationship between lovers in today’s age.
You can touch each other
but you cannot touch each others mobile..

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Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki moonchain hen or teri nahi hen?
Aisa kiun?

2nd Pathan: Is main kiun wali kya bat he?
Wo Abu pe gya he or me ammi pe.

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Ho nhi sakta k mujay teri yaad na aye,
bhool k bhi bhulaon wo waqt na aye,

Tum bhulo to tumhen agli sans na aye
Me bhoolun
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Chal koi gal nai Banda bhool bhi jata hai…;)

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Judge: Tum teesri baar adalat me aa rhay ho, tumhain sharam nhi ati?

Sardar: Oh janab, tusi roz anday o, tuwanu te fair duub k mar jana chahi da na….

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Aik bona shadi ki raat ko room mein enter hotay hi biwi se bola,
“Chal bakri ban.”

Biwi: ye kya bdtameezi hai?
Bona: bdtameezi nhi!
Kamray ki kundi lagani hai.

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Funny Text Messages…

Relationship between lovers in today’s age.
You can touch each other
but you cannot touch each others mobile..

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When i open my eyes every morning
i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!!

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we don’t need it.


Phone Ki Ring hui.
Husband: Mere liye Ho To Kehna Mai Ghar pe Nahi Hun.
Wife Phone Utha k : wo ghar pe hain.
Husband: Mana Kiya phr Bhi
Wife : Ji wo mere liye tha

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Adab ki inteha!

Mein sirf ye soch kar paper khali de ata hun
Faraz!

K kahin teacherz ye na kahen k agay se jwab deta hai!

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Much ways to impress a girl respect her
honor her
love her
care her
obey her
sacrifice for her
how 2 impress a boy
just smile once
[game finish]

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Jokes SMS Messages
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Boy to Girl’s Father:
Its Just A Formality,
But I Still Ask,
Can I Marry Your Daughter’?

Father:
Who Told U Its Just A Formality’?

Boy:
The ‘Gynecologist’..

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Boy: Will you marry me?

Girl: No

Boy: But Why?

Girl: My family will not agree.

Boy: Who is in your family?

Girl: 1 Husband and 2 kids.

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Jokes SMS Messages
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Funny Jokes SMS…

I wanna tell you that our friendship means alot 2 me.
When You cry i cry. U laugh i laugh.You jumped out of the window… I looked down & then… i laughed again…..

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When i wake up every morning i pray to God that everyone
should have a friend like you…. Why should just i suffer!!!

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Polio team darwazay pe ai
Pathan: begum Bandooq or kartoos kahan hen.

Polio team bhagi

Pathan ne awaz di: Ruko ye humare bachon k naam hen

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Agr aj apko zyada sardi lag rhi he
To srdi se bachne k lie jo krna he kar len

Me ap ki nokar nhi hun
jo har cheez k lie totkay btaon.

(Zubaida apa aj ghussay me hen)

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Principal 1 pathan student se: School ka time
8:30 he or tum 9:30 pe school aa rhe ho.

Pathan: O yaara! tum humara intezar mat kia karo.
School laga dia karo.

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Funny Jokes….

Wife was Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late 4 The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jump in fast darling.

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When No1 Misses Me,
When No1 Cares 4for me,
When Every one Ignores Me,
Nobody Messages Me,
Then I Sit In A Corner,
Fold My Arms,
&
Say,
“Nai Te Na Sahi”

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Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki moonchain hen or teri nahi hen?

Aisa kiun?

2nd Pathan: Is main kiun wali kya bat he?
Wo Abu pe gya he or me ammi pe.

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Ho nhi sakta k mujay teri yaad na aye,
bhool k bhi bhulaon wo waqt na aye,

Tum bhulo to tumhen agli sans na aye
Me bhoolun
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Chal koi gal nai Banda bhool bhi jata hai…;)

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Judge: Tum teesri baar adalat me aa rhay ho, tumhain sharam nhi ati?

Sardar: Oh janab, tusi roz anday o, tuwanu te fair duub k mar jana chahi da na….

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Aik bona shadi ki raat ko room mein enter hotay hi biwi se bola,
“Chal bakri ban.”

Biwi: ye kya bdtameezi hai?
Bona: bdtameezi nhi!
Kamray ki kundi lagani hai.

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style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
Girl Friend:What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars?
Now sit on it and GET LOST…………

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World’s smallest resignation letter?
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Respected sir,
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I love Ur wife.
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Thank you

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Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we don’t need it.

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Funny Text Messages….

Four guys
1 from Howard:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
1 Sardar from Punjab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Howard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

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Phone Ki Ring hui.
Husband: Mere liye Ho To Kehna Mai Ghar pe Nahi Hun.
Wife Phone Utha k : wo ghar pe hain.
Husband: Mana Kiya phr Bhi
Wife : Ji wo mere liye tha

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Teacher: Johny, If Your Father Earned Rs. 100,00,000
And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother,
What Would Your Mother Have?

Little Johny: A Heart attack

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Adab ki inteha!

Mein sirf ye soch kar paper khali de ata hun
Faraz!

K kahin teacherz ye na kahen k agay se jwab deta hai!

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Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admission hua .
Teacher: beta batao Allama iqbal kon hain?
Pathan: hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya aya he….

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Funny Jokes SMS…

I wanna tell you that our friendship means alot 2 me.
When You cry i cry. U laugh i laugh.You jumped out of the window… I looked down & then… i laughed again…..

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When i wake up every morning i pray to God that everyone
should have a friend like you…. Why should just i suffer!!!

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Polio team darwazay pe ai
Pathan: begum Bandooq or kartoos kahan hen.

Polio team bhagi

Pathan ne awaz di: Ruko ye humare bachon k naam hen

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Agr aj apko zyada sardi lag rhi he
To srdi se bachne k lie jo krna he kar len

Me ap ki nokar nhi hun
jo har cheez k lie totkay btaon.

(Zubaida apa aj ghussay me hen)

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Wife was Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late 4 The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jump in fast darling.

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A wife was kidnapped.
The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger
to her husband & demanded money.
Husband replied:
I want more proofe
MUNDI BEHJO MUNDI…

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Funny Joke SMS

 

When No1 Misses Me,
When No1 Cares 4for me,
When Every one Ignores Me,
Nobody Messages Me,
Then I Sit In A Corner,
Fold My Arms,
&
Say,
“Nai Te Na Sahi”

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sardar to his wife: Darling, years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle.
Banto: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml
now it’s 1.5 ltr.

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Husband: Darling you have a horrible thing on your neck . I m really terrified to see it.
Wife(horribly) what’s that?
Husband: Your face.

Adult SMs…

I want to suck you … £Ώck you…

I want to suck you
lick you
wanna move my tongue all over you
wanna feel you in my mouth
yep, that’s how you
eat an ice cream!

 

In a bothroom, boy touches a gΏr£ everywhere…

In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

 

People lΏke you always remain…

Beautiful flowers die….
Nice stories end……
Lovely songs fade…….. ..
Momeries are forgotten… ..
All things comes to end…..
But people like YOU always remain forever
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BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE

 

A gΏr£ phoned me…

A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home


Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…


Last nΏte I went 2 bed without u…cold,naked…

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “lastnite”


 Come here, take off your pents and knΏckers….

Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours…..
toilet!


A£ways start your day with a lot of S E X ……

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.


KiSS SMS….

Kis is like LAYS, no one can eat just one…

Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like LAYS no one can eat just one

 

Smile is the 2nd best thing…

Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..
 

I Want A KISS, please KISS me….

I Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!


LOvE SMS…..

I have made some mistakes, they rest in past…

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,

For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,

I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,

Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.

 

 

Falling Ώn £ove with you was completely out of my control…

Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.

 

You’ll be loved forever…

Leave it once it’ll will be left forever,
Get it once it’ll be yours forever,
It’s nothing but LOVE,
LOVE only once and you’ll be loved forever.

I wont forget you…

I was on a ship thinking of you.
when i looked down i dropped a tear in the ocean.
then i promised myself that until someone finds it.
i wont forget you.

Have a heart without you….

What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U?
Pick EA & you’ll get a heart!
If u pick U, you will get hurt!
I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt,
Than have a heart without U.


GhaZals SMS…

Love has its ups and downs…

Love has its ups and downs,
its twists and turns.
Love leaves you pain,
teaches u until you learn
and
even if love takes so long,
it always takes you to where you belong.

 

 

Merey Hi Dard-e-Mohabbat Ne Sada Di Hogi..

Tu Ne Jo Chonk Kar Her Jagha Nigah Ki Hogi
Mere Hi Dard-e-Mohabbat Ne Sada Di Hogi

Ye Jo Moti Baraste Hey, Teri Yaad Mein Aksser
Badloon Ne Meri Aankhon Ko Dua Di Hogi

Jhilmillati Hooye Ek Baat Jo Sochi Mene
Yaser Ne Jaake Ussay Zaroor Bata Di Hogi

Zikir Aaya Jo Kabhi Mera Uss Ki Mehfil Mein
Khefiyet Mittane Ko Uss Ne Baat Ghhuma Di Hogi

Wo Rah Se Guzrey Bhi Plutt Ker Bhi Na Dekhe
Aakhiri Ummed Mareez-e-Ishq ki Bujha Di Hogi

Dill Saada Tu Barra Khush Fehum Hey Lekin Yaser
Uss Ne Soorat Bhi Teri Kab Ki Bhulla Di Hogi

Naam Koi Bhi Na Le Meri ZINDAGI ka Yahaan
Shehar Mein Uss ne, Yeh MaNaDi karwa Di Hogi

Hazar rahen mud ke dekhien..

Hazar rahen mud ke dekhien, Kahien se koi sada na ayie
Badi wafa se nibhayie tum ne, Humari thodisi Bewafaie

Jahan se tum mod mud gaye the, ye mod ab bhi yahie pade hain
Hum apne pairon me jane kitne, Bhanwar lapete huwe khade hain

Kahien kisi roz yun bhi hoga, humari halat tumhari hogi
Jo rat humne guzari mar k, wo rat tumne guzari hoti

Tumhe ye zid hai k hum bulate, hume ummis k wo pukaren
Hai naam honton pe ab bhi lekin, Aawaz me pad gayie dararen

Mein ne to bohat chaha magar wo mila he nahi …..

“Mein ne to bohat chaha magar wo mila he nahi …
Laakh koshish ki magar fasla mita he nahi…
Us ko majboor zamane ne is kadar kar diya k…
Meri kisi saada par woh thehra he nahi…
khuda se jholi pehla kay manga tha usay …
Khuda ne meri kisi dua ko sunna he nahi…
Har aik se pucha sabab us kay na milne ka …
Har eik ne kaha woh tere liye bana hi nahi…!!

KOI TO HOTA…..

KOI TO HOTA….
mai jis k dil ki kitaab benta
mai jis ki chahet ka khawab benta
mai hijr k mosem ki lembi raaton mein
yaad ben ker azaab benta
KOI TO HOTA…..

jo meri khawahish mein uthh ker raaton ko khoob rota
dukhon ki chader lapeit ker hajoom_e_dunya se door hota
mai rooth jata manata mujh ko
k chahe mera kasoor hota
KOI TO HOTA….

mai jis k itna kareeb hota
na paas koi rakeeb hota
mai itna uus ka habeeb hota
ye silsila bhi ajeeb hota
KOI TO HOTA……..

Baarisho’n k mausam main…

Yaadai’n jaag jati hyn
Barisho’n k mausam main

Har ghari satati hyn
Barisho’n k mausam main

Shaambhi kisi surat
Chain se nahi kat’ti

Subhai’n bhi satati hyn
Barisho’n k mausam main

Zehen k jharokey main
Jab koi sada ubhrey

Aankhai’n bheeg jati hyn
Baarisho’n k mausam main..


ValenTines SMS…

Click means..

C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

 

Pleasure to a single heart…

To Give Pleasure To
A Single Heart By A
Single Act Is Better
Than A Thousand
Heads Bowing In Prayer

U r d beat of my heart…

U r d beat of my heart
Lover of my soul
I’ll never leave U
& never wanna U let go

U r d beat of my heart
d 1 that make me sing
d 1 who makes me smile
& I never seem to cry

U r d beat of my heart
d 1 I really love
Don’t let me out of Ur sight
For I’m yours by heart

Happy Valentine’s Day

Don’t wait until it’s too late…

Don’t wait until it’s too late
to tell someone how much you love,
how much you care.
Because when they’re gone,
no matter how loud you shout and cry,
they won’t hear you anymore

Winged cupid painted blind…

Love looks not with
the eyes
but
with the mind
and
therefore is
winged cupid painted
blind … :)

Happy ValenTines Day..

~ shakespare ~

 

When someone who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. It’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind.
Happy Valentine’s Day

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Falling in love is a sweet ambition,
finding true love is a life time mission..
Take my word, follow the Pakistani tradition
& marry your dad’s decision !
Happy Valentine’s Day

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Plenty of love, Tons of Kisses,
Hope some day, to be your Mrs…
Happy Valentine’s Day

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My love is like a cabbage
Divide into two…
The leaves I give to others
The heart I give to you….

 

 


Good NighT SMS…

Greet u a sweet night….

Just go outside
Or
See through your window

How pleasant scene it is

Just look @ moon & Stars,
Feel the cool wind

They all are here to
Greet u a sweet night

 

yaad aati hai to jara kho lete hai…

yaad aati hai to jara kho lete hai.
Ansu aankho se utar aya to ro lete h.
neend to nhi aati aankho me lekin aap
sapno me ayange is liye so lete hai
good night

 

Welcome 2 Radio Bed FM…

Welcome 2
Radio Bed FM
Dis Is Dj Bedsheet
Hngin Out Wis Dj Pilow
4 Nw I’l Play U A Song
Intilted
SleepTyt Dozn Ov
Swit Drimz 4m d Album
Gudnite
Njoy d Song

Still wake … Good Night…

. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 !/ 3
‘ . 6 . ‘

. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 !_ 3
‘ . 6 . ‘

. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 _! 3
‘ . 6 . ‘
still awake?
Time to sleep,
GOOD NITE
+
SLEEP TIGHT
+
SWEET DREAMZ!!!

Good Night…

G. Go 2 Bed
O. Off d Lights
O. Out O Tension
D. Dreams Come

N. Nice Sleep
I. Ignore Worries
G. Get Up Early
H. Have A Nice Day
T. Thank God Always


BIrth DaY SMS…

Fly in the plane of ambition….

“Fly in the plane of ambition,
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTZ LOVE
“Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU”.

Today is your day..

Cos today is your day,
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today,
i wish u all the best.
Happy birth day. Love u!

Observe your birthday now…

As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don’t matter much.
These common things aren’t really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.

We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.

So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you.

SUN LIKES THE SUNDAY…

SUN LIKES THE SUNDAY
MOON LIKES THE MONDAY
BUT I LIKES ONEDAY
THATS YOUR BIRTHDAY

belated happy b’day…

my plane was crashed but i m ok,
my car was stolen yesterday,
i missed the bus,&
my mobile’s battry was also verylow,
thats y i can’t get u yesterday,
plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED B’DAY 2 U

I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like you
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!!!

Birthday Message For A Brother…

Birthday Message For A Brother

I am So Glad

That God

Gave Me A

Brother Like You.

HAppy birthday Bro

 

Somebody up there.

Somebody up there Loves you Somebody down here cares for you…

Happy Birthday!!!

 

How do you expect me...

How do you expect me to remember your birthday,
when you never look any older?

 

Birthday Message For Son..

Birthday Message For Son

I’m So Glad That God Gave Me A Son Like You.
I’m So Proud To Have You As A Son.
I See A Little More Of Me In You With Each Passing Year.
No Matter How Many Birthdays Come And Go, You’ll Always Be My Little Boy.

………..Happy Birthday Son……….

 

Birthday Message For A Daughter..

Birthday Message For A Daughter

No Matter How

Many Birthdays

Come And Go,

You’ll Always

Be My Little Girl.

Happy Birthday Daughter.

 

The Old Believe Everything…

The Old Believe Everything;
The Middle Aged Suspect Everything:
The Young Know Everything.

………HAPPY BIRTHDAY.…………..

 

Your Birthday Is The Perfect Time…

Your Birthday Is The Perfect Time
To Wish You Nothing Less
Than Favorite Memories, Plans And Dreams
That Bring You Happiness,
For Birthdays Are A Link Between
The Future And The Past,
Reminding Us To Treasure Most
Those Special Joys That Last

Today Is Your Day To Celebrate
Your Day To Be The Star
So Let The Ones You Love All Cheer
And Say How Special You Are !

 

May Everything Happy…

May Everything Happy…
And Everything Bright
Be Yours On Your Birthday
From Morning Till Night.

And Then Through The Year
May The Same Thing Hold True
So That Each Day Is Filled
With Life’s Best Things For You!

 

I am sorry for blaming you…

I am sorry for blaming you…
For everything I just couldn’t do…
And I’ve hurt myself by hurting you…
There’s nothing I wouldn’t do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won’t be there…
It’s hard to say goodbye when i

 

Az we observe ur birthday now,..

Az we observe ur birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don’t matter much.
These common things aren’t really you,
Ribbons, paper hats & such.

We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness 2  everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.

So Happy Birthday, and many more!!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you.~~~~

SUN LIKES da  SUNDAY
MOON LIKES THE MONDAY
BUT I LIKES ONEDAY
THATS  UR BIRTHDAY!!!

 


ANNiVerSaRy SMS..

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary…

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

I’m sending this bouquet of love…

I’m sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it’s true,
On this special occasion
I want to remind you
That you are my everything
And
my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!


SoRRy SMS….

Bhool samajh kar bhool jana….

Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.

Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

SORRY Means…..

SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You…..
Have A wonderful day….

 

I am sorry, I love you…..

I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.

 

I have made some mistakes, they rest in past…

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,

For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,

I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,

Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.

If my tomorrow never comes, I’m sorry…

If My tomorrow never comes
‘I M sorry’ for all the Th‘ngs ‘ might have Sa‘d
‘I M sorry’ for all the Th‘ngs ‘ did Or didn,T Do
‘I M sorry’ ‘f ‘ ever ‘gnored you
‘I M sorry’ ‘f ‘ ever made you feel bad Or put you down
‘I M sorry’ ‘f ‘ ever thought ‘ was bigger Or better than you
‘I M sorry’ for everything wrong ‘ have ever done
I M Wr‘t‘ng Th‘s becoz ‘f My tomorrow never comes?
If I never get A chance To say sorry then I m sorry.. .. .. .. ..


Good MorNinG SMS…

Its time to wish….

The breeze has awakened the earth,
The sun gave brightness to the earth,
Birds gave melodious music to the earth,
Then its the time to wish my sweet friend
Good Morning..

Never Blame A Day In Your Life…

Never Blame A Day In Your Life.
Good Days Give You Happiness.
Bad Days Give You Experience.
Both Are Essential In Life.
All Are Gods’ Blessings..
Good Morning

A cup of hot HELLO – good morning…

Morning time a cup of hot hello,
A plate of crispy wishes,
A spoon of sweet smiles &
A slice of great success specially for u…
Enjoy the day!!!!!!!!
“Good Morning”

Good Morning stands for…

G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams cum true
R-rise$shine
N-new frnds
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-GOODDAY 4 U!

Morning greetings doesn’t….

Morning greetings
doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning,
it has a silent message saying:
I remember you when I wake up!
Have a nice day!


 

ExaMs SMS…

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza…

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

 

Exams are like Girl friends..

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail! :D

SAY NO TO EXAMS..

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

 

To accomplish great things…

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS…

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!


 

 

New Year SMS...

New Year Wishes…

Hope this new year dawns with a new
Hope
Attitude
Courage
Determination
Solitude
&
Conformity
For you.
Happy 20011!
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As the clock strikes 12
&
2011 rings in

Here’s wishing you
Happiness,
Joy,
Prosperity

Have a Happy and sparkling new year!
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You make my life go around
And you make my life a beautiful
place to live in…

You are the reason for
everything right in my life…

As the new year comes
A wish our love lasts forever and ever.

Happy New Year
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As the glittering fireworks
light up
the New Year sky
I keep hoping that our love
keeps glowing in our hearts.

Love you more and more
each day
of
the New Year
Sweetheart!
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I’ve got a very special gift for you

Lots a hugs and sweet kisses
Only for you

Happy New year!

Famous FuNNy Quotes

In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
[Margaret Thatcher]

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- Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.
[Golda Meir ]

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- Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
[James Thurber]

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- When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
[George Burns]

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- Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
[George Carlin]

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- We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
[George Bernard Shaw]

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- TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
[Frank Lloyd Wright ]

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- Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
[Albert Einstein]

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- There’s a great power in words, if you don’t hitch too many of them together.
[Josh Billings]

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- The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
[Natalie Wood]

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Love means never having 2  say u are sorry.

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At the touch of love, everyone becomez a poet.

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Love waits 4 one thing, the right moment.

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There is no difference between a wise man and a fool wen they fall in love.

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U don’t love a woman  becoz she is beautiful, bt she is beautiful becoz u love her.

Sour, sweet, bitter, pungent, all must b tasted…..

 

Sour, sweet, bitter, pungent, all must b tasted.

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The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot b seen r even touched – thy must b felt with the heart.

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ur tears makes me wanna change the world so that it won’t hurt you anymore.

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You know that they’re not just into it 4  the moment, they really care about it &  value it over time..
 

Sweat savez the blood…

Success is dependent upon da glands, sweat glands…

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Sweat savez the blood.

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The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.

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If you r not the one, thenwhy  doses my heart tells me that u r?

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Patience is  bitter, bt it bears sweet fruit.

Shakespear Quote…

 

Brevity iz the soul of wit!!!

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Being born iz like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery

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Expectation is the root of all heartache

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If music b da food of luv, play on,
Give me excess of it; dat surfeiting,
da appetite may sicken and so die

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My frnds were poor but honest.

I love long life better than figs….

 

Pleasure &  action make the hours seem short

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Have patience, &  endure

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To be, or not to be: that iz the question

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I love long life better than figs

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Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage

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A friend i’the court iz better than a penny in purse

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Shakespeare said……..

There is beggary in love dat can be reckoned..

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Don’t trust the person who has broken faith once.

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A team is a team iz a team. Shakespeare said dat many times.

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Shakespeare said, Kill all da lawyers. There wr no agents then.

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Hell iz empty and all the devils are here!!

 

Life iz  partly wat we make it, and partly wat it is made by the friends we choose.

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A friend iz  someone who understands ur past, believes in ur future, and accepts u just the way you r.

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If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life iz thank u, it will b enough.

Thank you SMS…

 

To say thank you, iz in recognition of humanity....

 Appreciation iz  a wonderful thing. It makes what is excellent in others belong to us az well

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To say thank you, iz  in recognition of humanity.

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Its nice to b important, bt its more important 2 b nice.

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Hem your blessings wid  thankfulness so they dont unravel.

 

Just a “thank you” iz a mighty powerful prayer,....

I feel a very unusual sensation – if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude

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Just a “thank you” iz  a mighty powerful prayer.. Says it all

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u treated me like one
of the family…
But thanks anyway!

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Kindness iz the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

A book iz a gift you can open again and again….

A book iz  a gift you can open again and again

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We sincerely appreciate
and thank you
for ur very lovely
wedding gift

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Kindness iz  the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

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The smallest act of kindness iz  worth more than the grandest intention

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Gratitude iz the memory of the heart

Well thank you very much…

Well thank you very much, I didn’t expect birthday greetings 4rm outer space.

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Thanks are the highest form of thought,and that  gratitude  iz happiness doubled by wonder.

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I can no other answer make, but, thanks, &  thanks

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Unselfish &  noble actions are the most radiant pages in the  biography  of souls

Poetry SMS….

Saans Lene se B teri yaad aati ha

Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai,

Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon,
Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad ati hai!!!!

Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo…

Jugnu ko qaid kar k muskaraya na karo,
Roshni ki khatir kisi ka dil jalaya na karo,

Sitam karna hai karo par itna na karo!
Yaad nahi karsakte to yaad aaya na karo….!!!!

Be-karaan tanhaaiyun ka silsila reh jaayega…

Be-karaan tanhaaiyun ka silsila reh jaayega
Terey merey darmiyaan bas ek khalaa reh jaayega

Aks beh jayenge saarey dhoop ke sailaab mein
Aur koye paaniyoun mein jhaankta reh jaayega

Mujhko merey humsafar, aisa safar darpesh hai
Raasta kat bhi gaya tou faasila reh jaayega

Laug soo jaayenge khaamushi ki chadar odh ker
Chaand sooney aanganoun mein jaagta reh jaayega

Tujh per ghazal keh doon..

Tairi jheel si gehri aankhon
ko jo neel-e-kanwal keh doon,

Duniya jal jayai gi,
jo tujh par ghazal keh doon…!!!

Koi humara nahi hota…

Dard me koi mousam pyara nahi hota,
Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota.

Koi dekhe to humari bebasi,

Hum sabhi k ho jate hain
Per koi humara nahi hota!!!!

Auro ko to kya humko bhi tabah kiya..

Hasino ne haseen bankar gunaah kiya,
Auro ko to kya humko bhi tabah kiya.

Pesh kiya jab shayari mein humne unki bewafai ko,
Auro nay to kya unhone bhi wah-wah kiya!!!

Lahroon say pani ko hataya nahin jaata…

Ghamon main hasnay walon ko rulaya nahin jata,
Lahroon say pani ko hataya nahin jaata,

Bananay walay ban jatay hain apnay,
Kisi ko keh kar apna banaya nahin jata!!!

Pyaar apna aakhir chupao ge kab tak…

Nazaro se nazar tum churao ge kab tak,
Pyaar apna aakhir chupao ge kab tak,

Mere paigam aapko milte rahainge yuhi sada,
Message mery mitao gey kab tak…!!!

Sodagaron k hathon neelam ho jao gay…

Mujh say bicher k baynaam ho jao gai,
Sodagaron k hathon neelam ho jao gay,

Mujh ko acha nahin lagta tera her ek say milna,
Har aik ko mayas’sar howay to aa’am ho jao gay!!!

Phir bhi aap nay door samajh liya…

Khamosh thay hum to magroor samaj liya,
Chup hai hum to majboor samaj liya,

Yehi aap ki khushnasibi hai ke hum itne qarib hain,

Hum tou apko he Apni Jaan Mante hain…

Aapke sms ko Ehsaan mante hai,
Jawab dena emaan mante hai,

Woh aur hai jo pyaar mein jaan dete hai,
Hm to apko hi apni jaan mante hai!!!

har koi is dil ko churana nahi janta…

har koi in honton pe muskan lana nahi janta,
har koi is dil ko churana nahi janta,

ek tum hi to ho jo hum se jeet gaye,
warna hr koi humain harana nahi janta!!!

Meri her khushi tere naam hogi..

Kahin andhaira to kahin shaam hogi,
Meri her khushi tere naam hogi,

Kuch mang k to daikh humse,
Bijli, pani k bill or qarz main dubi,
Property tery naam ho gi..!!!

Kya khamoshi ko bhi zuban dena zaroori hai…

Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai,
Keh na pana humari majboori hai,

Aap kyun nahi samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko bi zuban dena zaroori hai!!!!

Abhi waqt hai pal do pal sath guzar lo..

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Rooh ka daman bhi sath chod jayega,

Abhi waqt hai pal do pal sath guzar lo,
Kal kaya pata kon kiski zindgi se chala jayega!!!!

Jab Duniya Chor k Hum Janay Lagay Hain..

Ashq Woh Bhi Girnay Lagay Hain
Paigam Un K Bhi Aanay Lagay Hain

Iqrar Karte Hain Ab Mohabbat Ka Woh Bhi
Jab Duniya Chor k Hm Janay Lagay Hain…!!!

Aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane ghazal..

Pane se khone ka maza aur hai,
Band aankho se dekhne ka maza kuch aur hai,

Aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane ghazal,
Teri yaado kay saath jine ka maza kuch aur hai!!!

Na illm tha mohabbat kya cheez hai…

Na illm tha mohabbat kya cheez hai,
Na bekarari na rusvayi ka pata tha,

Tum kaya aaye mere zindagi mein,
Hum apna naam tak bhool chuke!!!

 

To dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti?

Chiraghon sy agar andhere door hote,
To chandni ki chaahat kyun hoti,

Kat sakti agar ye zindgi akailay,
To dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti??

Sulagti raat ghani chandni si hoti hai..

 

Sulagti raat ghani chandni si hoti hai
Tumhare sath ye duniya nayi si hoti hai

Gale mein uske khuda ki ajeeb barkat hai
Wo bolta hai to ik roshni si hoti hai

Kiran nikalne se pehle gulab dekhe hai
Tumhari yaad main wo tazgi si hoti hai!!!

Ap lakh bhula k dekh lo
hum dilse yad ayenge

honge apke bade chahne wale
hum sabse badhke chahenge

ap pani p p k thak jana
hm hichkian ban ban ke ayenge!!!

Kuch log yadon ko dil ki tasveer banate hai…

Kuch log yadon ko dil ki tasveer banate hai,
doston ki yadon me mehfil sajate hain,

hum thode alag hai jo kisiko yad anay
se pehle unko apni yaad dilate hai!!!

Har subah naye kafile me sawaar hota hu..

Har subah naye kafile me sawaar hota hun.
Har dopahar naye dardse najre chaar hota hun.

Shaam ko gahrati ha  darde yaari..
Phir nayi subah ka intzar karta hun!!!

Kisi k PYAR ko bhulana na aya hamain..

Kisi k PYAR ko bhulana na aya hamain
Kisi k DIL ko dukhana na aya hamain

Kisi ki YAAD mein tarapna to sekh Liya !
Magar apni YAaAD men kisi ko tadpana na aya hamen.

Aaj aap k paas aaney ko G karta hai…

Tamam gham bhool janey ko G karta hai aaj,
Muskuranay ko G karta hai,

Bohut G liiye sahare aap ki yadoon k,
Aaj aap k paas aney ko G karta hai!!!

Teri ankhon say bhi aansoo nikal jayenge…

Teri bewafai ko us wafa k saath nibhayenge,
K teri ankhon sy bhi aansoo nikal jayenge,

Yeh wada hai k hum tujhe us mod tak layenge,
Jahan hum apna dard teri aankhon say chalka kay!!! dekhayenge.

Zindagi kuch pal ki mehmaan lagti hai…

Tum bin zindagi sooni si lagti hai,
Har pal adhoori c lagti hai,

Ab to in sansoon ko apni sansoon se jor do,
Warna zindagi kuch pal ki mehmaan lagti hai!!!

Har waqt tum ko yaad karta hu..

Har waqt tum ko yaad karta hu,
Ha main tumsein pyar karta hu,

Kyun tum mujhse khafa ho,
Main tumhi pai to marta hu.
I love you……

Palkon par aasoo chor jate hain…

Kuch meethe pal yaad aate hain,
Palko par ansu chor jate hain,

Kal koi aur mil jaaye toh hamain na bhool jana,
Dosti kayrishtey zindagi bhar kaam aate hain.!!!

Mujhe tujhse milne ki taqdeer nazar aayi..

Mujhe tujhse milne ki taqdeer nazar aayi,
mujhe apne pairon mein zanjeer nazar aayi.

Jitne aansoo bahaye teri yaad mein,
har aansoo main tasveer teri nazar aayi…..!!!

 

Pyar se Tab Tak pyar na karo..

Pyar se tab tak pyar na karo
Jab tak pyar aap se pyar na karey

Jab pyar aap se pyar kare
Tab pyar se itna pyar karo
kay
Pyar kisi or se pyar na kare!!

Maut se pehle hamara sath na chor paoge…

Kia kahon tumhain?
khuwab kahon to bikhar jaoge!
dil kahon to toot jaoge!
Lo, tumhara naam zindagi rakh deti hon..!
Maut se pehle hamara sath naa  chor paoge…!!!!

chaha hai is ko rooh ki gehraiyoon ke sath….

chaha hai is ko rooh ki gehraiyoon ke sath
zinda hoon apni zaat ki tanhaiyon ke sath,

roka nahi tha us ko becharne ke waqat bhi
apni wafa pey naaz tha sachiyon ke sath!!!

 

Mujhe yaad kar beshak mera naam na ley..

apne dil ki awaz sun afwaon se kaam na ley
mujhe yaad kar beshak mera naam na ley

tera weham hai ke hum bhool gaye tujhe
meri koi saans aisi nahi jo tera naam na ley!!!

Dil ke armano ki manzil hai teri dosti…

Zindagi ke tufano ka sahil hai teri dosti,
Dil ke armano ki manzil hai teri dosti,

Zindagi ban jaye jannat agar,
Maut ane tak sath rahy teri yeh dosti!!!

Her sahara bhool jatey hain…

Yeh Bahein Humein jab
apni Panahon mein bulathi hein,

Humein apni Kasam hum
har Sahara bhol jatey hain…!!!

Ankhain teri raat ko jaagna chor dain…

khoobsurat aankhain teri
raat ko jaagna choor day,

khud ba khud neend aa jayegi
tu mujhy soochna choor day.

Good Night!!!

kaisa pagal hai khud apne bare main pochta hai…

Wo mujhse meri udasion ki waja pochta he,
kaisa pagal he dhalti rat k sannate ki wajah pochta hai,

Wo mujhse meri barsati aankhon ki waja pochta hai,
kaisa pagal hai barish k barasne ki wajeh pochta hai,

Wo mujhse meri pasand k bare me pochta hai,
kaisa pagal hai khud apny bare main pochta hai!!!

Ap ki nigah agar meharban ho jai…

Ap ki nigah agar meharban ho jai
Main jis zameen pe hoon wo asman ho jai

Hai ab bhi aap ko shak mere dosti per
To phir ik bar mera imtehan ho jai!!

Be’hiss hai yahan loag, bhala soach kai karma…

Be’hiss hai yahan loag,bhala soach kai karna..
Is doar main logoon sai wafa soch kai karna

ik baar jo rothey,to mana tum na sakhoo gay,
hum jaisai diwanoon ko khafa soch kai karna

Gul shaakh sai bichrai to kahin ka nahi rehta
Tum zaat mere khud sy  juda soch kai karna!!!

 Zindagi chahye Muhabbat mien…

Zindagi chahiye mohabbat main,
ye ghari doo ghari ki baat nahi,,

aap say koi bhi nahi pehlay…
ap k baad koi zaat nahi….!!!!

Kuch to khas tha hato ki lakeer main…

Tanha tha is duniya ki bheer main
Socha koi nahin mery taqdeer main

Aik din aap ne dosti ka hath barhaya
To laaga kuch to khas tha hato ki lakeer main!!!

is dil ko kabhi tootne na deyna….

Sitaro ki mehfil sey churaya hai aapko,
Dil sey apna dost banaya hai aap ko,
Is dil ko kabhi tootne na deyna
kiyon k..
Is dil k koney main chupaya ha  aapko!!!

SMS ban ke chala ja tu Gulab…

SMS ban ky chala ja tu Gulab,
hogi sachi dosti to aye ga jawab,

agar na aaye to tu mat hona udas,
tu samajah lena hamare liye waqt nahin hai unke pass

SMS ban ke chala ja tu Gulab,
hogi sachi dosti to aye ga jawab,

agar na aaye to tu mat hona udas,
tu samajah lena hamare liye waqt nahin hai unke pass

Lipta hai Mere Dil se kisi Raaz ki Surat…

Lipta hai Mere Dil se kisi Raaz ki Surat,
Woh shakhs k jis ko mera hona bhi nahi hai.

Ye Ishq-e-Mohabbat ki Riwayat bhi Ajeeb hai,
Pana bhi nahi hai Usey Or khoona bi nahi hai!!!

Geeley kaghaz ki tarhaan hai zindagi apni..

Geeley kaghaz ki tarhaan hai zindagi apni
Koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi

Is qadar akele ho gai hain aaj kal
Koi satata bhi nai or koi manata bhi nahi!!!

Dosti, pyar, zindage ya apna saaya..

 

Qarib se tumhe dekha to apna paya,
Jab tumhe dosti mein azmaya to apna paya,

Tumhe kya name dun samjh mein nahi aaya,
Dosti, pyar, zindage yaa apna saaya…!!!

Kehte hai k pyar ek saza hai…

Nnikal aate hai aansoo rone se pehle…
Toot jate hain sare khuwab sone se pehle…

Kehte hai k pyar ek saza hai,
Kaash koi rokta mujhe pyar hone sy pehlay!!!

is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo!

Hasi ke raste pe chala karo,
khushiyo ki mahak liya karo,
pyar se dilon ko chuha karo,
jahan tumhe ghum nazar aaye,
is nacheez ko yaaad kiya karo!!!!

Jo palpal chalti rahe…

Jo palpal chalti rahe, use zindagi kehte hai,
jo harpal jalti rahe, use roshni kehte hai,

jo palpal khilte rahe, use mohabbat kehte hai,
jo saath na chode, usy  dosti kehte hai!!!

 

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